• l train: my bad, not running because reasons
  • uber: have some 2.5x surge pricing, fuckheads
  • lyft: actually we have no cars, so...
  • m train: whew, essex st. time to call it a day.
  • cab: come with me if you want to live
  • nj transit: hang out for like 20 minutes not moving? awesome idea!
  • septa: 1:01, better leave on time today
  • nj transit: hey trenton we're here!!! guys? guys??
  • me: *sound of mcdonald's being chewed*